| Wiegel and Craig Get Married | |
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| Season 3, Episode 13 | |
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Quote[]
"Well, we all gotta go sometime, right?"
Summary[]
Craig and Wiegel get married and then he will be executed.
Cold Open[]
Maria Storm announces that Craig Pullin, the Truckee Serial Killer, is about to be put to death. Inside the prison, he is watching the clock from the lethal injection table. Outside the chamber, Wiegel waits in a wedding dress.
Plot[]
Wiegel is whipping Craig during their conjugal visit when she finds a wedding ring hidden up his butt. He proposes and she accepts. He also has bad news: his appeal didn't go through, so he's being executed. But there'll be a wedding first. She's excited again.
"Trudy may be a fucking retard, but she's our fucking retard!" Dangle declares, and the deputies snap into action to give her a good wedding. Junior and Johnson head to the capitol to seduce the governor into giving a stay of execution. Williams is taking Wiegel to the beauty salon. Garcia and Dangle head to Tahoe to get the cake she likes. Jones and Kimball are handling 911 calls.
Garcia and Dangle, lights flashing, head to Tahoe, but bad weather is forecast for Tahoe.
Kimball and Jones chase a thief in a parking garage, but they lose him and lose what level their car was on. At last, they find it...on blocks and stripped clean.
Clemmy plans to seduce the governor, but they can't get past his assistant whose interests do not align with finding Clemmy attractive, but he's quite taken with Junior. Both seem unaware of this. Finally, they think he's agreed to a fling with Clemmy in exchange for a phone call, he thinks he's talking about Junior. But when Junior says, "For a moment I thought you was a fag!" the man calls security. "There's a cop and a whore!"
Garcia and Dangle end up trapped in a snowstorm with a frozen solid cake they cannot eat and wolves outside. They have no winter clothing and a dead cruiser. Their situation is dire.
Dealing with an out of control karate student, Jones puts on a display of amateur karate while Kimball approaches from behind and bags the kid.
Maria Storm announces the execution and, after cutting, guffaws at the number of people killed by the state of Nevada. "That's like two a week!"
The priest for the execution acts as officiate. Asking Craig if he takes this woman "til death do you part," he glances at the clock on the wall and says, "That's not a problem."
Craig tries to tell a joke but goofs it up.
The phone rings in the execution chamber.
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Firemen saw the roof off of the squad car and are horrified at what they see.