Terry Bernadino

Portrayed by: Nick Swardson

First seen: Execution Tickets

Episode Count:21 "I'm so clean it's not even ridiculous"

Terry is a gay roller-skating prostitute who has frequent run-ins with the Sheriff's Department.


Occupation Edit

He has occasionally been given work release, working at such establishments as Tacos! Tacos! Tacos! Tacos! Who Let the Clogs Out and Talk To The Band. He has also made attempts to do freelance work selling oranges to people at traffic lights, doing people's taxes, giving pap smears out of a van and to run for president for the year 2020.

Relationship StatusEdit

Engaged to girlfriend Seeeeemji (the J is silent) after purchasing her ring at "Lord of the Wedding Rings." The two of them are 'expecting,' though Terry has a medical condition that prevents him from actually having intercourse with Seeeeemji (played by Christina Applegate).


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Reno 911!: MiamiEdit

Hobbies and interestsEdit

  • Singing
  • Skating
  • High-fiving
  • Low-fiving
  • Tacos
  • Drugs
  • Hand Jobs
  • Prostitution
  • Inventing Jail Gangs
  • Rap
  • Pew Pew Pew



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